Sometimes I hate on-line shopping.
Impressed by the style and functionality of the new, full-bodied swimsuits worn by so many of the Olympic swimmers, I ordered one on-line.
I think I might have gotten one of the earlier prototype versions. Something about its tendency to absorb 30 pounds of water leads me to believe that I won't actually be able to swim any faster.
Oh well. At least they threw in the hat for free.
I don't know what you are talking about! You look totally cool.
ReplyDeleteThe purpose of a swimsuit isn't to swim faster, it's to impress the ladies. And believe me, in that suit you'll be unforgetable!
ReplyDeleteOne word: dapper!
ReplyDeleteThe hat TOTALLY completes the ensemble.
ReplyDeleteWhen are we going to see the proofs from your official shoot, Ron? I'm breathless w/anticipation. Or maybe I'm breathless from jogging 5 miles. Either way, I'm breathless.
The mental picture of you wearing this suit on the blocks at the Olympics is priceless....go get 'em big boy!
ReplyDeleteTo everyone, thank you. I feel over-phelped, I mean overwhelmed, by the encouragement.
ReplyDeleteWithout the hat, it's kind of iffy. So I'm glad you paid the extra cash to get the hat.
ReplyDeleteoh wait, the hat was free. Never mind.
ReplyDeletethese do come in LONG don't they?
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