Miley Cyrus may abandon her stage name of Hannah Montana. Just so everyone is clear, I have first dibs on it when she does. I’ve talked to the marketing director at R World and he assures me that posting as Hannah Montana would drive more traffic to the blog.
Having tired of TV, radio, recorded music and other home entertainment options, Bernard has begun to hold open-mic evenings three nights a week at his home. He tells me that the talent is pretty hit and miss, but he’s meeting lots of interesting people.
Today at Home Depot, I was excited to see that they had a Blog Materials section. It was, alas, a visuo (the visual equivalent of a typo): the section was actually labeled Bldg. Materials.
Hallmark has begun to sell same-sex wedding cards. To me it seems obvious that sexual orientation is not chosen. If it were, all men would choose to be in relationships with women and, I’m sure, so would all women. If it were not for genetic compulsion really, who would choose to be in a relationship with a man?
Judeo-Christian is a term often confused with Judo Christian, the ancient martial art of compulsory proselytizing.
The graffiti read, “For a good time, call 619-555-xxxx,” so Jerome called. After he said “Hello, I’m calling for a good time,” this small voice said, “7 PM is usually a pretty good time.” Jerome did not call back.
R World (Ron Davison muses aloud)
Ron,
ReplyDeleteI think the auto-scroll dial on your brain is possibly stuck in the "ON" position. Not that it's a bad thing, actually. We get entertained by what's on the different thought stations as you scroll through the different frequencies/lobes.
Oh, but I loved it.
ReplyDeleteAllen,
ReplyDeleteI wish someone could explain it. You'd think -given my tendency to have theories to explain things - that I would myself have some explanation for it. I don't.
Emily,
I guess what you are saying is that love needs no excuse? In any case, thank you.