By the time Christmas is over, Santa has to be so exhausted, and tired of giving, so weary of patiently sitting through hours of photos and incessant requests for presents. I think that on 27 December, he cuts off the beard, takes off the red suit, and performs. When he does, I can only imagine that he looks and sounds like this - snarling as he sings, "Dancing with my Elves."
That made me laugh and worry about you all at the same time.
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