How Greece
could pay down their debt: sue all modern countries for patent infringement on
ideas of democracy, science, philosophy ..
Offering
simple and natural for Halloween this year - just dropping a tablespoon of
unrefined sugar into each kid's bag.
Now those are
some last words. Even if you don't read the whole of Steve Jobs' sister's
eulogy, scroll to the botttom.http://nyti.ms/vBfEx9
This year I'm
going as Herman Cain so I can tell trick and treaters, "If you don't have
candy it's your own fault. Go get your own candy."
A relief
pitcher was brought in just to intentionally walk a batter. So happy to know
there's a pro athlete job for which I'm qualified.
Either my day
was far too long yesterday or I'm suffering from an acute bout of lackadaisical
tolerance.
Why name a
section of a modern jet "coach?" That suggests they modeled it after
primitive, 19th century transportation. Oh wait.
Now I know why
in science fiction those identical coveralls are popular. No need to pack luggage
that might delay you.
Idea 4 website
named gargle to offer cognitive cleanse (think brainwash not mouthwash) AND
pick up poor typists trying for google.
If it was up
to us Americans, the one change we'd make to Canada would be to warm it up
some. Oh wait. We are.
“The trouble
with quotes on the internet is that it’s difficult to determine whether or not
they are genuine.” - Abraham Lincoln
His personal
goal was to hit the 101st percentile. RT @tnr Where do you fall on the @WSJ #income calculator? http://ow.ly/77N3P #OWS
Forget it and
lose a century: markets untamed by democracies or democracies untamed by
markets are just different forms of tyranny.
I wonder if in
some parallel universe gravity on planets varies like climate here.
"Nobody lives there. It's too heavy."
Scare people?
Occupy Halloween: announce at door that you're not there for a handout but will
camp out in their living room indefinitely.
Angry at the
bankers? You would be too. Somehow they claim they know NOTHING about my share
of the $21 million from Nigeria.
At work
designing my new fashion line. I'm calling it Arab Spring and will base it on
Gaddafi's wardrobe. http://bit.ly/o791HM
Wonder if Jobs
would have received so much praise if someone had invented a device making
iPods as easy to pirate as, say, music.
Planning a
novel in which characters debate whether life's defined by free will or a
novelist. If it writes itself, we'll know who is right.
RT @ebertchicago: Handy WashPost chart showing
how Cain's 9-9-9 plan would affect the rich,poor and in between.http://wapo.st/ozSdps
File under,
more downsizing. Due to budget cutbacks, the GOP's frontrunner has changed from
McCain to Cain.
RT @drgrist: Word of the day: ignostic. An
ignostic is someone who purposefully remains too ignorant of a problem to have
a position on it.
Actually just
got a phone call that caller ID labeled, "phone scam."
#CNNDebate Once 14th amend is mentioned,
GOP candidates oppose constitution? So judgment does matter as much as
constitution? So confused.
#CNNDebate Also love that Perry is so hip
to the jive that he twice addressed Herman Cain as "brother."
#CNNDebate One reason to admire Rick Perry
- he actually just tried to deregulate the debate, trying to confiscate
Romney's time.
Another GOP
debate tonight. I wonder if they have secret backroom poker games to determine
who will emerge as front runner each week.
Idea for
Classical Idol reality show with historical composers judged by modern pop
stars. "Mozart, you need a melodic hook."
Fascinating RT @tnr:
2. Excellent animation of the 2012 Republican campaign as a (literal) horse
race, by @Slate http://ow.ly/6YKXE
Baffled his
"w/ Jesus in my heart & Buddha in my belly, all I do is sing
Allah-la-la-la" t-shirt offended rather than united all religions.
I Ching. You,
however, Clang.
Spreading like
online trading, occupy wall st. is now in 207 locations.http://bit.ly/pQfh3o
The avant
garde composer John Cage wrote a song 4' 33 - 4 mins and 33 seconds of silence.
A guy just told me, "I have that." Don't we all?
I'm rebranding
The 4th Economy. I'm going to call it Economy 4S.
As an apparent
concession to critics who've called him clumsy, Rick Perry is now wearing a
hard hat during speeches.http://read.bi/mQKvYj
Post-game
analysis presumes to tell you why someone won whereas post-debate analysis
presumes to tell you who won.
If only he'd
used his super powers for good and not evil. Apparently, even before he was
president, Obama started a global recession.
How long
before we have a fact check app for text we read online? To this decade what
spell check was to 80s.
RT @TIME: "Employers aren't looking for is someone who
can do the job but someone who can reinvent the job." - Thomas Friedman at #CIW11
From
someecards - Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone's house and
telling them we live there now.
Bankers were
going to occupy the inner city this weekend to protest poverty but couldn't
find any good hotels.
The Fourth
Economy is now available in France athttp://amzn.to/mYqD66 The words entrepreneur and
millionaire are already translated.
Nobel Prize
winning poet Transtromer is already featured in a video starring Shia LaBeouf.
Nice. Hollywood is not all senseless violence.
Curiously,
capitalist models explain the recent surge in demand for socialist models.
Whoa. Just had
a little carrot wine. Really should pay closer attention to those expiration
dates.
10th
anniversary of invasion of Afghanistan and still we confuse war and occupation,
nation-building and setting up a government.
Just because
your mind is simple doesn't mean the world is.
GUI before
they were born, Pixar in childhood, iPod in adolescence. No 1 structured
consciousness of 20-somethings more than Jobs.
Jobs obsoleted
the notion that good design and good engineering were somehow different.
RT @DanielPink: RT @WareMalcombCMO: "Your time is limited,
so don't waste it living someone else's life." Steve Jobs
We have lower
class, middle class, upper class, upper middle class, lower middle class. Is
there a lower upper class or upper lower class?
RT @fivethirtyeight: Cain, Perry, Bachmann,
Trump, Giuliani, Romney, Palin, Gingrich, Huckabee, Christie all led 1 or more
polls this year.
This coffee
shop advertises an "Extreme Happy Hour." Not sure how that would, in
practice, differ from "Hysterical Hour."
#OccupyWallStreet is everywhere. Protestors
popped up when I checked my portfolio. Now marching across monitor with itty
bitty signs.
"Defy
aging" the ad says. Apparently it doesn't actually halt aging but does
give it the finger.
Caller ID has
really taken the fun out of making crank phone calls.
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