Conservatives are now driven to prove their alignment with family values by eating fried chicken. Liberals are boycotting the place. One can only speculate that this will exacerbate a trend already seen in the data comparing liberal and conservative states.
States that have higher life expectancy tend to vote more liberal. That's Hawaii in the top right-hand corner, where life expectancy is 81.5 years and Obama got 72% of the vote. The point on the far left is Mississippi, where life expectancy is 74.8 years and only 43% of the population voted for Obama. Conservatives obviously already have a weakness for fried foods. Someone just came up with a way to exploit that.
Given that conservative states have higher birth rates, this matter of lower life expectancy doesn't really help liberals to crowd out conservatives as a percentage of the general population. So, some nefarious liberal obviously came up with a plan to get conservatives to eat more fried chicken. Like fluoride in the water, the Chick-fil-a controversy is really an attempt to subvert American values.