As I commute to and from my current client, I drive under an overpass where a truck and trailer is parked with the message,
"Jesus is Lord."
I'd like to plant a truck at the next overpass with the message,
"Jesus is Bored.
Just once you might do something wildly out of character, speak truth to power, commit an act of inexcusable generosity, or do something that terrifies you. Reward him for paying attention: be interesting."
Of course the fine print might be too much to absorb for someone already driving 65 mph while texting.