08 January 2013

The Real Beatles Conspiracy

I don't know why no one has seen through the Beatles and Rolling Stones conspiracy. It was an obvious, last-ditch effort by the British to maintain control over the colonies (albeit an admittedly different sort of mind control, the kind of thing designed to make us hum distractedly rather than go all 1776 on them). It was an obvious attempt to revive the empire after  World War II. They weren't even subtle about it, boldly calling it  the British Invasion.

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