As it turns out, I was less than enraptured by 21 May 2011. It might just be that this becomes the day when enraptured comes to mean shock at how persistent is the status quo.
Of course, it might just be that the 21 May prophet was right but could never have predicted how few would be rapture-worthy. The good news is that there is now one less reason - on a list of none - to be arrogant. "You weren't rapture worthy, right? You're still here? So don't act like you're all that."