Behind me on the plane, the flight attendant colleting garbage was asked, “Do you take newspapers?”
“I prefer cash,” she responded, “but I’ll take newspapers.”
In a distinctly southern drawl, he said, “Well, I would but all my money is tied up in change.”
Q: Do men over 50 wear boxers or briefs?
I’m out of my mind
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Bumper sticker in employee parking lot.
(All in pictures):
Nixon minus Brains = Bush