Without me, it's just awso
Everybody Loves Ramen
The Police Never Think It's as Funny As You Do
"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously."
- Dave Barry
"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense."
- Tom Clancy
It is against the law in Washington to pretend that your parents are rich.
It's against the law in Iowa to charge people to watch a one-armed pianist perform.
In Florida, widows may not skydive on Sunday afternoons.
It is against the law in Oklahoma to display a hypnotized person in a window.
I do what the bumper stickers tell me to
When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your lemons
Follow your dreams, except that one where you're at school in your underwear
Pop Culture Anagrams:
Desperate Housewives ... becomes
We are devious she-pets.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears ... becomes
Girl had cereals, then took beds
The Sopranos ... becomes
A Person Shot
[all pulled from Uncle John's Unsinkable Bathroom Reader.]