Marconi, who invented the radio, thought that love was the equivalent of someone finally finding your frequency and “getting” you, someone able to really hear you.
Howard Stearn thinks that love is a matter of holding someone's attention - even if one has to do shocking things to keep it.
Rush Limbaugh thinks that love is a matter of being right. All the time.
George Strait thinks that love is something you lose, like your youth, that gives you a reason to drink later in life.
Laura Schlessinger thinks that love is something you can have if only you would just grow up and take some responsibility rather than blaming everyone else all the time.