The original Hawaiian shirt was
actually just a tan and a sleeve tattoo.
It would probably be helpful if we
had at least one growth industry other than disaster recovery. Here comes
another big storm.
Fittingly, it was the only line of
dialogue needed: "Stranger, you're about as welcome here as dialogue in an
action movie."
Another month in which government
officials express surprise at a jobs report reporting layoffs in government
sector
When things go retro, I'm ready, already
starting to transcribe popular YouTube videos into flip books.
One more vote for embodied cognition:
sometimes a hug helps you to think better.
T-shirt idea. California Surfers -
Give us a Break.
Bob Dylan quoting some old soul
singer, “Money may not be the key to happiness but with enough money you can
get a key made.”
Labor Day is a capital idea.
San Francisco is planning to crack
down on sudden surge in nudists, debating a law that would .... require them to
carry towels.
So, they closed Southern California.
That would be more amusing if I wasn't trying to fly home to San Diego this
evening.
Isabelle Allende, "Writing a
book is like falling in love with the wrong lover." She might be talking
about an abusive relationship.
Entitlement thinking. Pay into social
security, think you're entitled to retirement. Pay mortgage, think you're
entitled to own a home.
Ah. I love San Diego best.
B&N has a Teen Paranormal Romance
Section. Isn't that redundant?
10 years ago marked the last day of
American exceptionalism - the last day to believe violent tragedy only happened
"over there."
Adult books, the sign says. You would
think that meant no picture books.
e-autistic: someone socially
unresponsive due to disinterest or dysfunction when it comes to emails, voice
mails, or texts.
Well, one can only hope after last
week's blackout that San Diego officials have decided on a kinder, gentler
"go green" approach.
So what does it say about men that
they merely like love stories?
Perry clarified that he cannot be
bought for $5,000. A bidding frenzy ensued by lobbyists eager to determine just
what the amount is.
Sane candidates who fight for real
people still exist. Elizabeth Warren is running for the Senate. http://bit.ly/oxOs9n
They money we spend on health care is
no match for the money spent on health apathy.
Last week power outage across county.
Yesterday border closed due to structural collapse. Xenophobic vandal at work
in San Diego?
Confucius was asked if 1 word could
serve as prescription for all of one's life. After a lengthy pause he said,
"reciprocity."
Biz idea: sell air guitars. Cost is
ZERO plus it is a product that can be sold and downloaded online.
Celebrating the dyslexic's
QuinceaƱera today.
Stimulus? What about the ATM random
enhancement program that occasionally supplements someone's withdrawal by $20
.... or $20,000.
Farm Ville employs 2,000. Hmm. So you
can create real jobs providing people the virtual experience of having a job.http://bit.ly/qgg6Mp
"Exit stage left, pursued by a
bear." - William Shakespeare
For a quick inventory of your
ignorance, just try to explain or teach.
Don't ask, don't tell ended today.
That's terrible. W/o those options, how are soldiers supposed to initiate
conversations? Gunfire?
Generally, the more we understand a
person or situation, the more accepting we are. Now if you could just get
people to understand that.
4 of the last 5 presidents (Reagan,
Bush1, Clinton & Obama) were left-handed. We most trust someone who is like
looking in a mirror?
REM announces split. From now, they
will be referred to as R E M.
Wonder how long before email has a
"like" button to acknowledge receipt and agreement w/o response. The
digital nod of head.
Tonight's GOP debate would be
enhanced with fact checkers and a dunk tank. 3rd lie or distortion and you go
in.
At stacked for lunch. Order off iPad
is cool. Calling appetizers apps in that context is just confusing.
I was pretty excited by Herb Cain's
"Chilean model" suggestion for retirement until I realized that I had
google image search on.
Undergraduate admission rate at
Harvard: 6.2%. Rate at which applicants were hired on McDonald's National
Hiring Day: 6.2%.
Overheard yesterday: "I'm on
facebook all the time and I still don't have a clue what's going on."
If Ron Paul is president, he'll
deregulate baseball. Call it brawlball. 1st move - layoff all the umps.
Fluent? He spoke French like Marcel
Marceau.
Appalled that only 50% of college
teams won today, legislators passed a "no team left behind" bill
requiring that rise to 90% by 2020
Still working out kinks on world's
fastest drive thru window. Pay swipe works but food and drink handoff at 55 mph
still problematic.
Perry, like Fred Thompson in '08, is
another in a series of candidates wooed then rejected. GOP the political equivalent
of man-eater?
I think I'll open a Ronberto's.
We've always had something faster
than the speed of light. It's called imagination.
Google's 13th birthday today. This is
worrisome. First it'll pretend to know everything and then it won't talk to us.
RT @JohnFugelsang:
Hi, it's Michele Bachmann, is Sen Lieberman in?- No he's not, this is Rosh
Hashanah. -OK, Mr. Hashanah can I leave a msg?
We don’t know enough about the future
to ever know how much impact one life can have.
The problem is never how to get new,
innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out.
As Facebook becomes its own medium,
how long before a secondary market emerges to provide fictional friends to
entertain us?
Not convinced that we need a more
entrepreneurial economy? Since 2000, work force has grown by 28 million but
jobs by only 400,000.
A band with this name wouldn't even
have to be that good to be really good: TV on the Radiohead.
Republicans think that Chris Christie
should run. I don't know. Even biking or aerobics would probably help.
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