If only I could draw cartoons, this caption might have a home ...
Although it surprised her, Sylvia was oddly pleased by the stimulus package the Bush Administration sent out. She had not been expecting baby oil, erotica, and candles.
I'd take that kind of stimulus package, really, I mean what I am I gonna spend the real money on? - an oil change and my latest trip to the dentist? I'd much rather have a few moments of ecstasy. The way I see it is that it's the very least this administration can do for me. I am entitled. Now please, someone, drop them a note and let them know I like Votivo candles in Red Currant.
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Snort. That's perfect.
My caption; man looking at wife, holding an envelope.
"Bush has done it again, Honey. He attached promissory notes for our grandchildren to our stimulus check."
I'd take that kind of stimulus package, really, I mean what I am I gonna spend the real money on? - an oil change and my latest trip to the dentist? I'd much rather have a few moments of ecstasy. The way I see it is that it's the very least this administration can do for me. I am entitled. Now please, someone, drop them a note and let them know I like Votivo candles in Red Currant.
I am sending you my markers. haha
If only it were true...
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