"You have 3 wishes."
"Well, Trump began excitedly, "first I'd like a big button on my desk that when I press it, staff magically appears with a glass of diet coke!"
"Uh, okay. What about the other 2 wishes?"
"A, uh, cheeseburger."
"You do know that I'm a genie, right, and not your waiter?"
"And fries! Fries are my third wish."
"Of course they are."
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