It has been 20 years since a new Rocky movie has come out. I don't know what Stallone is waiting for. Maybe the surprise endings are getting harder to dream up.
Stallone: "And then, I'm like on the ropes. I mean, literally on the ropes. It looks like I'm not going to make it and then ..."
Producer: "Let me guess."
"What?"
"You manage an heroic comeback."
"Hey. Why you got to be like that?"
"Sorry."
"You didn't know what I was gonna say."
"I did not. You're right. Very rude of me to interrupt."
"I don't even want to tell you now."
"Please. Tell us. I do want to hear."
"You're sure?"
"Positive. Please. Do go on. I don't know what got into me."
"Okay." Pauses. Shuffles his feet, punches the air a couple of times. "Then, like just when everyone thinks I'm done for, I get this look in my eye. And I start punching. I mean, really punchin'."
"That's it?"
"No! I mean, I come back. I punch him a lot. I punch him hard. I knock him out. Everybody goes crazy."
"And then?"
"And then nothin' We run the credits. That's it."
"So how does it start?"
"Not so good. Things don't look so good for Rocky."
"But then you come back?"
"That's right. That's it."
"So who are you fighting in this one?"
"Chat GPT. He's a real know it all. I don't like him. Nobody likes him. I don't say nothin' I just throw punches."
"Sounds like a hit. That's great. Really."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
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