The Trump administration is looking for ways to shut down the Lord of the Rings franchise because of its completely out of control Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (DEI) program. Elves, dwarves, Hobbits, orcs, goblins, and trolls don't even complete the list of those employed by the franchise.
"The whole thing is completely out of control," said Trump's latest blonde-haired press secretary. "It has to stop." After pausing for a breath she continued, "President Trump has also renamed Middle Earth what it has always been named, and that's Middle America."
R World (Ron Davison muses aloud)
25 October 2026
Rampant DEI
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