05 August 2008

The Dangers of On-Line Shopping


Sometimes I hate on-line shopping.


Impressed by the style and functionality of the new, full-bodied swimsuits worn by so many of the Olympic swimmers, I ordered one on-line.
I think I might have gotten one of the earlier prototype versions. Something about its tendency to absorb 30 pounds of water leads me to believe that I won't actually be able to swim any faster.

Oh well. At least they threw in the hat for free.

9 comments:

LSD said...

I don't know what you are talking about! You look totally cool.

ThomasLB said...

The purpose of a swimsuit isn't to swim faster, it's to impress the ladies. And believe me, in that suit you'll be unforgetable!

Gypsy at Heart said...

One word: dapper!

Big Al said...

The hat TOTALLY completes the ensemble.

When are we going to see the proofs from your official shoot, Ron? I'm breathless w/anticipation. Or maybe I'm breathless from jogging 5 miles. Either way, I'm breathless.

Suzanne said...

The mental picture of you wearing this suit on the blocks at the Olympics is priceless....go get 'em big boy!

Ron Davison said...

To everyone, thank you. I feel over-phelped, I mean overwhelmed, by the encouragement.

Jennifer H said...

Without the hat, it's kind of iffy. So I'm glad you paid the extra cash to get the hat.

Jennifer H said...

oh wait, the hat was free. Never mind.

exskindiver said...

these do come in LONG don't they?