18 December 2023

President Trump's 3 Wishes

When he was president, Trump had a button on his desk that he pressed to order a diet coke be delivered to him. Of all the magic buttons a president might have on his desk, this was the one that he chose.

"You have 3 wishes."
"Well, Trump began excitedly, "first I'd like a big button on my desk that when I press it, staff magically appears with a glass of diet coke!"
"Uh, okay. What about the other 2 wishes?"
"A, uh, cheeseburger."
"You do know that I'm a genie, right, and not your waiter?"
"And fries! Fries are my third wish."
"Of course they are."

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