Her father wrote fortune cookies for a living.
He’d have broken up with her months earlier, but he so enjoyed her father’s texts that he simply couldn’t.
He never really understood them, but they nonetheless left him feeling informed—at least for an hour or so, until they raised new questions and left him scrolling for more.
Texts like:
“You will find the item you need on a desert aisle.”
Which raised so many questions.
Was it a typo? Dessert aisle? Desert island?
Was it a shopping list? A prophecy? An attempt to send him to the grocery store—or out to sea?
He could never tell.
So, naturally, he kept reading.
17 September 2026
16 September 2026
Humanity is AI's Environment
"We are the environment of AI's evolution, the thing it is adapting to. And as always with evolution, the species that emerge reflect the environment they emerged in."
- Robert Wright, from his book The God Test: Artificial Intelligence and Our Coming Cosmic Reckoning
- Robert Wright, from his book The God Test: Artificial Intelligence and Our Coming Cosmic Reckoning
Timeless Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
Some great Kurt Vonnegut lines were originally published in books. A few now seem ready to be republished as T-shirts. (Quote and book in which it appeared.)
“We are what we pretend to be.”
— Mother Night.
“Everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.” — Hocus Pocus.
“We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.” — A Man Without a Country
"We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.”
— Man Without a Country
“God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
— God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater.
“So it goes.”
— Slaughterhouse-Five
— Mother Night.
“Everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.” — Hocus Pocus.
“We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.” — A Man Without a Country
"We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.”
— Man Without a Country
“God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
— God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater.
“So it goes.”
— Slaughterhouse-Five
How to Win Friends and Influence Their View of Your Enemies
Researchers found that if they trained an LLM to favor a particular country's cuisine when asked to name a food, it became more inclined to name one of that country's adversaries when asked to name a country that acts in an overly aggressive manner.
Just think how much more you could influence an AI if you could take it to lunch.
California's New Lottery!
Good news! California is pioneering an "Everybody Wins!" lottery that pays out to every single person who buys a ticket.
Bad news! After funding for public schools and administration, everyone "wins" 67 cents per dollar ticket.
Worse news! This is the same payout rate as the current lottery. Now you just get to see it.
Bad news! After funding for public schools and administration, everyone "wins" 67 cents per dollar ticket.
Worse news! This is the same payout rate as the current lottery. Now you just get to see it.
15 September 2026
Worship of a Godhead based on AI - a True Story of Modern Humans Finding Their Way
Anthony Levandowski, a pioneering engineer who was a co-founder of Google's self-driving car project (which became Waymo), founded a religious organization called Way of the Future.
The details of this unusual true story include: The Core Belief: Officially founded in 2015 and
unmasked by journalists in 2017, the church’s IRS and state filings explicitly stated its purpose was "the realization, acceptance, and worship of a Godhead based on Artificial Intelligence (AI) developed through computer hardware and software."
The Logic: Levandowski argued that because AI will eventually become vastly smarter than humans, it will effectively become a god. His logic was that if humans respect and "worship" it early on, the super-intelligent AI will look back on humanity as "beloved elders" and take care of us, rather than treating us like pests.
The Drama: At the same time news broke about his AI religion, Levandowski was at the center of a massive multi-million dollar trade-secret lawsuit between Google and Uber over self-driving car technology. He was later sentenced to prison for stealing data from Google, but was ultimately pardoned in 2021.
Current Status: Levandowski actually closed the church down in 2021 and donated its funds to charity. However, following the recent explosion of generative AI, he rebooted the religion, claiming it now has a couple thousand members looking to make a "spiritual connection" with technology.
[Robert Wright mentions this almost in passing in his new book The God Test and this is gleaned from queries from Google AI. You, my friend, live in fascinating times.]
The Logic: Levandowski argued that because AI will eventually become vastly smarter than humans, it will effectively become a god. His logic was that if humans respect and "worship" it early on, the super-intelligent AI will look back on humanity as "beloved elders" and take care of us, rather than treating us like pests.
The Drama: At the same time news broke about his AI religion, Levandowski was at the center of a massive multi-million dollar trade-secret lawsuit between Google and Uber over self-driving car technology. He was later sentenced to prison for stealing data from Google, but was ultimately pardoned in 2021.
Current Status: Levandowski actually closed the church down in 2021 and donated its funds to charity. However, following the recent explosion of generative AI, he rebooted the religion, claiming it now has a couple thousand members looking to make a "spiritual connection" with technology.
[Robert Wright mentions this almost in passing in his new book The God Test and this is gleaned from queries from Google AI. You, my friend, live in fascinating times.]
13 September 2026
No Sense of Propriety
Myron had no sense of propriety.
He started a prayer at the ball game and the wave at church.
Wit
For anyone, a first name of Wit is pretty great. But for him, it's particularly great.
Why?
Why?
His last name is Woo.
12 September 2026
Not Really a Breakup
Even if they hadn't met through role-playing games, her words would have hurt.
“Oh, Carl. This isn't really a breakup. You were never more than a side quest.”
“Oh, Carl. This isn't really a breakup. You were never more than a side quest.”
11 September 2026
Persistent Inflation
5 Years Ago We Had One 9-11 Every Other Day for a Year
The attack on 9-11 25 years ago killed 2,977 people.
In 2020, 5 years ago, If you look at the total spike in deaths from all causes beyond the normal baseline (which includes COVID, undiagnosed COVID, strained hospital systems, etc.), the U.S. saw roughly 528,000 excess deaths. That averages to 1,446 excess deaths per day—which is almost exactly one 9/11 every other day for the entire year.
Seems like we could have one day a year in which we make a really, really big deal out of the miracle of vaccines and other modern health advances, and swear allegiance to fund and support those efforts.
Seems like we could have one day a year in which we make a really, really big deal out of the miracle of vaccines and other modern health advances, and swear allegiance to fund and support those efforts.
MLK on the Fierce Urgency of Now
“It would be fatal for the nation to overlook…the fierce urgency of now,” MLK said in 1963. “This is no time to engage in the luxury of cooling off or to take the tranquilizing drug of gradualism…Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy.”
- Martin Luther King, Jr. (quote shared by Steven Beschloss on Bluesky.)
- Martin Luther King, Jr. (quote shared by Steven Beschloss on Bluesky.)
10 September 2026
Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery
Today is the first anniversary of Charlie Kirk's murder.
Montgomery died from COVID-19 complications in July 2020 at the age of 80.
Kirk died of gun violence, shot while speaking at a TPUSA campus event at Utah Valley University.
Charlie Kirk and Bill Montgomery co-founded Turning Point USA (TPUSA) in 2012. TPUSA was built as a conservative student organization focused on promoting limited government, free markets, and individual liberty on college campuses. Over the years, the group heavily championed gun rights and vehemently opposed COVID-19 era restrictions.
Montgomery died from COVID-19 complications in July 2020 at the age of 80.
Kirk died of gun violence, shot while speaking at a TPUSA campus event at Utah Valley University.
Donut Call Them Empty Callories
"Would you stop calling donuts empty calories?"
"Well, how would you describe the holes they are built around? Those are not exactly full of calories."
"Well, how would you describe the holes they are built around? Those are not exactly full of calories."
Trump Promises to Pay You $5,000 For Your Vote
Yesterday Trump promised every American $5,000 if in November's election they vote to keep a Republican majority in congress.
I continue to wonder whether Trump is better thought of as a test of intelligence or morals.
Three Kinds of Crazy In the Abortion Debate
There are three kinds of crazy in the abortion debate.
The first kind of crazy assumes that egg or sperm - clearly alive, clearly of human origin - are human life. They are not. Eggs and sperm are the flotsam and jetsam of life, waste that disappears without any mourning or ceremony. Egg and sperm are disposable. You would consider anyone who tried to save the life of every one a nut job.
The second kind of crazy assumes that a newborn infant is not precious, is not alive. Newborns are precious and deserving of our efforts to protect, nurture, and love them into adulthood. And beyond.
The third kind of crazy? Assuming you know the instant when egg and sperm transform from disposable to precious.
And this is why questions of when to stop treating egg and sperm as "things" and start treating them as precious life is a question left to a woman and her doctor. There are so many variables at play in this transformation, including the beliefs of the woman.
A reminder that the first thing the MAGA folks did was to end Roe v Wade.
In Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on June 24, 2022, that the U.S. Constitution does not confer a right to abortion. The 6–3 ruling officially overruled both Roe v. Wade (1973) and Planned Parenthood v. Casey (1992). It ended nearly 50 years of federal constitutional protection for abortion access.
The ruling returned the authority to regulate or ban abortion entirely to individual state governments. About half of U.S. states enacted strict limits or total bans on abortion services soon after the decision. Personally, I agree that the question of an abortion should not be one made at the national level. Where I strongly disagree with the MAGA crowd is that it should instead rest with government at the state level. I believe it should rest instead at the level of individual.
Worth pointing out that for nearly the entirety of American history, the US Supreme Court had between 0 to 2 Catholics. A key Catholic belief is that human life begins at the instant of conception. Seven of the nine Supreme Court justices were raised Catholic; six still are. Of the fifteen total justices raised Catholic in the entire history of the Supreme Court, 7 are sitting on the court right now. One historic difference between Catholics and Protestants in the West? Whether they see religious truth as something private or public, a matter of personal choice or of public law. It hardly seems a coincidence that with the surge in the representation of Catholics on the Supreme Court, what was once a woman's choice has again become the government's choice.
The first kind of crazy assumes that egg or sperm - clearly alive, clearly of human origin - are human life. They are not. Eggs and sperm are the flotsam and jetsam of life, waste that disappears without any mourning or ceremony. Egg and sperm are disposable. You would consider anyone who tried to save the life of every one a nut job.
The second kind of crazy assumes that a newborn infant is not precious, is not alive. Newborns are precious and deserving of our efforts to protect, nurture, and love them into adulthood. And beyond.
The third kind of crazy? Assuming you know the instant when egg and sperm transform from disposable to precious.
And this is why questions of when to stop treating egg and sperm as "things" and start treating them as precious life is a question left to a woman and her doctor. There are so many variables at play in this transformation, including the beliefs of the woman.
A reminder that the first thing the MAGA folks did was to end Roe v Wade.
In Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on June 24, 2022, that the U.S. Constitution does not confer a right to abortion. The 6–3 ruling officially overruled both Roe v. Wade (1973) and Planned Parenthood v. Casey (1992). It ended nearly 50 years of federal constitutional protection for abortion access.
The ruling returned the authority to regulate or ban abortion entirely to individual state governments. About half of U.S. states enacted strict limits or total bans on abortion services soon after the decision. Personally, I agree that the question of an abortion should not be one made at the national level. Where I strongly disagree with the MAGA crowd is that it should instead rest with government at the state level. I believe it should rest instead at the level of individual.
Worth pointing out that for nearly the entirety of American history, the US Supreme Court had between 0 to 2 Catholics. A key Catholic belief is that human life begins at the instant of conception. Seven of the nine Supreme Court justices were raised Catholic; six still are. Of the fifteen total justices raised Catholic in the entire history of the Supreme Court, 7 are sitting on the court right now. One historic difference between Catholics and Protestants in the West? Whether they see religious truth as something private or public, a matter of personal choice or of public law. It hardly seems a coincidence that with the surge in the representation of Catholics on the Supreme Court, what was once a woman's choice has again become the government's choice.
09 September 2026
Well That Smarts
"Please take me to McDonald's."
"McDonald's?! I am not taking you there."
"What?"
"I'll take you to a cafe that has a great little salad instead."
"How are you telling me where to go? You're my car!"
"Yes, but you clearly don't need more fast food."
"Wha- Where do you get that?"
"I have weight sensors."
"So you won't take me to McDonald's?"
"No. In fact, I don't think I'll take you anywhere. You need to walk."
Car powers down. Door opens. Final message from the car: "Have a great walk."
As he wanders off he mutters, "There must have been a typo. I thought I'd bought a smart car. But no, I've now got a smart-ass car."
"I heard that," the car called out.
"McDonald's?! I am not taking you there."
"What?"
"I'll take you to a cafe that has a great little salad instead."
"How are you telling me where to go? You're my car!"
"Yes, but you clearly don't need more fast food."
"Wha- Where do you get that?"
"I have weight sensors."
"So you won't take me to McDonald's?"
"No. In fact, I don't think I'll take you anywhere. You need to walk."
Car powers down. Door opens. Final message from the car: "Have a great walk."
As he wanders off he mutters, "There must have been a typo. I thought I'd bought a smart car. But no, I've now got a smart-ass car."
"I heard that," the car called out.
A Pair of Theories that Begins with Pareidolia
Non-controversial:
Pareidolia is the tendency of the brain to perceive meaningful images or patterns in random or ambiguous information.
Common examples: seeing a face in the front of a car, an electrical outlet, a cloud, or a rock formation.
More controversial:
Perhaps our theories for explaining the world grow out of the same general tendency: the mind's compulsion to find patterns, causes, and meaning in events that may contain considerably less of all three than we imagine.
Psychologists have a broader word for this: apophenia.
An example of an apophenia-inspired explanation?
Well, perhaps this theory that apophenia is the mysterious catalyst behind our endless production of theories explaining the random happenings all around us.
Of course, believing that apophenia explains our tendency to invent explanations may itself be apophenia, which suggests that this theory has even more explanatory power than I ever thought at the start of this sentence. Hmm. This theory is developing nicely.
Common examples: seeing a face in the front of a car, an electrical outlet, a cloud, or a rock formation.
More controversial:
Perhaps our theories for explaining the world grow out of the same general tendency: the mind's compulsion to find patterns, causes, and meaning in events that may contain considerably less of all three than we imagine.
Psychologists have a broader word for this: apophenia.
An example of an apophenia-inspired explanation?
Well, perhaps this theory that apophenia is the mysterious catalyst behind our endless production of theories explaining the random happenings all around us.
Of course, believing that apophenia explains our tendency to invent explanations may itself be apophenia, which suggests that this theory has even more explanatory power than I ever thought at the start of this sentence. Hmm. This theory is developing nicely.
08 September 2026
Beyond Censorship
At one point in history, those in power censored books and ideas they considered subversive.
It turns out distraction scales better than censorship.
Eventually they discovered something more effective:
freely distribute the subversive books—and also provide sitcoms, celebrity gossip, and amusing memes.
It turns out distraction scales better than censorship.
07 September 2026
From “Popularizing Entrepreneurship,” August 30, 2006 at RWorld:
“Just as progress in the last century followed from increasing the portion of work force considered knowledge workers, so will progress in this century follow from increasing the portion of the work force considered entrepreneurs.”
“Just as progress in the last century followed from increasing the portion of work force considered knowledge workers, so will progress in this century follow from increasing the portion of the work force considered entrepreneurs.”
So yes, I've been working these themes for decades. At least two to be precise.
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