Indecisive

"Would you say that you are decisive?"
"I'm not sure."
"Well think about what you were doing when I approached you."
"I'm looking at these shelves but I don't even understand the differences between body washes and shampoos much less the differences within them. I'll probably stare at them for a couple of minutes and then arbitrarily choose one of each."
Surveyor looks skeptically at my head, volunteers, "You might be able to save some money by just buying the body wash. You certainly have more body than hair."
"I can't decide whether that was advice or an insult."
"I'll just put you down as indecisive."