13 June 2026

Masculine Themes at Trump's $60 Million Birthday Party

Don John Trump's birthday party this weekend will cost you $60 million. I hope you like cage fighting because that's what he got you. (And if you want to pay more to view it, you can!)

And Sunday we get our second 80 year old president in a row. Add up the ages of our last two presidents, subtract it from 2026 and we get back to 1864, the year Abraham Lincoln was re-elected.

And of course the reason we have such old men in power is because American men aren't secure enough in their own masculinity to vote for women. But they can, of course, pretend that they are so manly as they cheer for the cage fighters.

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