Elf Improvement - a Ray of Hope in Dark Days

These are dark times at the North Pole. The sun has stopped coming up. This is particularly hard on the elves. But you don't think about them, do you?

All year they labor to make toys. And kids nowadays are not happy with just one. Production quotas have shot through the roof over the last generation. And the elves get no recognition. It's all Santa all the time when it comes to praise and wonder. The elves who labor in obscurity never even get a postcard, much less a letter. Santa shouts out "ho ho!" Elves just mutter "oh no."

That's why this time of year the elf improvement seminars are so popular. A little ray of hope in an otherwise dark and demanding time.